Physicist Discovers How to Teleport Energy

jellyzalde:

mattlehrer:

Since energy and mass can be converted back and forth (E=MC2), it’s only a matter of time before teleportation is real. 2010!

All this is possible because there are always quantum fluctuations in the energy of any particle. The teleportation process allows you to inject quantum energy at one point in the universe and then exploit quantum energy fluctuations to extract it from another point. Of course, the energy of the system as whole is unchanged.

soon, quite soon. i can just teleport to class. fuuuu walking.

beam me up scotty

And a new form of bank robbery was invented.

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    Friggin awesome So much to say on this whole thing am I going to? no. Because everyone will already be saying it =P (Im...
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    Teleporting smaller particles, maybe even molecules, could very well be possible within this decade or the next. Doubt...
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    fuckyeahmath:mattlehrer:...this sounds exciting
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